In my first year of college, I had an accordion-player friend drive up from home come visit me. He arrived late on a Friday night. When he arrived at my apartment, I asked him where he parked. To my dismay, he tells me he parked on a nearby dimly-lit street notorious for car break-ins. I asked him if he brought is accordion, and he said he did, but he left it on the back seat of his car.
When I heard this, we rushed down to his car, but it was already too late. Someone broke in and left two more accordians.
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(via medialux) hahahaha… vá, didn’t see that coming :) Gott punch line. |
I heard that Darth Vader’s sister *hated* taking the stairs. Which is quite fitting, since her first name is ELLA.
(lawl?)
| — | Stundum er gaman að svona 5 aura bröndurum - þeir eru svo silly að þeir eru fyndnir :) — Bíð spenntur eftir að sjá hvað meira mun poppa upp á Wanna hear a (bad) joke? |
A bear walks into a bar and says “I’d like a beer and … … a packet of peanuts.” The barman says “Why the big pause?”
Frá bash - tók mig nú ekki alveg 20 mínútur að fatta þetta, en ég þurfti að lesa þetta aftur einu sinni eða tvisvar. Það gæti hjálpað að lesa þetta upphátt.
pause = paws
If you came here looking for an explanation of this joke please let me know in the comments - just out of curiosity :)
Af því að það er alltaf eitthvað sniðugt á netinu...
Flottar myndir - Fyndin video - Fyndnar myndir - Flott video - Góð tónlist og allt annað sem ég rekst á sem er áhugavert/fyndið/flott/sjokkerandi...
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