bonerparty:

grizzlby:

katy perry + little boots = boner party festival

dear katy perry.

i know you read this. seeing as Zo-dog is out of the running and you’ve broken up with that one dude (who is taller than me and could thus beat me up so i wont talk shit) i hereby invite you to sit for lunch with me and eat 2 (two) tacos (of your choosing) at Wahoo’s Fish Tacos on Wilshire Blvd this friday at 2pm. i will pay for them. we will talk about the Boner Economy. this is like the Boner Summit, or something. i should really work my analogies out before i get to the keyboard.

if anything, i get to eat tacos. so i’m happy with that.

the ball is in your court. i may or may not have made you a mix cd with hall & oates on it (and Black Flag. i aint no one note song shiiiiiit). ok: so i haven’t made it yet. but i will.

bo to the gnar,

N

oh, snap! Katy Perry og Little Boots?? Eigum við að ræða það eitthvað? Nei, hélt ekki.

…og, já, Boner Party er snilldar síða.