Yesterday’s Favorites:

“Turn your wee-wee into a real monster!”

“The advantages of having a big penis are innumerable”

“Big phallus is a symbol of masculine power!”

“They just don’t stimulate the vaginal nerve endings effectively!”

“Don’t miss it out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Years!”

“Increase your tool for her complete satisfaction”

“Girl don’t like your dick size? Order this and shut her mouth with your 7” dick”

“Turn your small knob into a huge meat stick!”

“Women like when you have big aggregate”

“The longest dick is the shortest way to a woman’s heart.” (Awww.)

— frá rickyv (rakst á þetta á Tumblr vappi)

Ég hef líka lúmskt gaman af frumlegum spam subject-um :)

Hérna er eitt til að bæta við:

“Paris Hilton likes them big”

Hérna er síðan spam sem ég fékk einhvern tíman:

“Hi, Dude!

I found super game. Asshunter…
You’re guy with big cock. You must catch angelina jolie in beverly hills and fuck her in her ass.
Oh, the game is in your attach. Enjoy!

Good bye.”

- ég ákvað að opna ekki attachment-ið ;)