david:

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

I love this video so much.  Thank you Calli!

Þetta eru heilráð sem allir ættu að fylgja - þú verður alltaf að vera með stútfullan ísskáp af þessum nauðsynlegu hlutum.

Bara nokkrir af hinum fjölmörgu gullmolum úr þessu magnaða myndbandi:

“He’ll have women everywhere droppin vagina panties all over the place”

“I ain’t never seen no chrome garbage can!”

“you can drink this shit man and it ain’t butter!”

“hit ‘em with a motherfucking freeze-pop!”

“and remember: get money, get paid”

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  1. hannes reblogged this from david and added:
    Þetta eru heilráð sem allir ættu að fylgja - þú verður alltaf að vera með stútfullan ísskáp af þessum nauðsynlegu...
  2. askvero reblogged this from david and added:
    He had to be from Chicago....like that he stays stocked for the big girls.
  3. pollenandsalt reblogged this from carmenmariah and added:
    AHAHHA YESSS!!! AMEN, AMEN! This...a surefire, 99.99% successful way
  4. carmenmariah reblogged this from david and added:
    is for you. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person who reads my blog who will actually enjoy this. It’s like the Youtube...
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  10. suzannexie reblogged this from david and added:
    LOL. What a lesson.
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  12. lenier reblogged this from david and added:
    This needs to go as viral as possible. If only to...to the makers of Kool-Aid.
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  14. mark reblogged this from david and added:
    This guy is pretty much my hero.
  15. thephenthouse reblogged this from david and added:
    would be a “hood chick.” Must make note to get money and get paid.
  16. lfar reblogged this from david and added:
    Oh my goodness. This is the best thing on the internet.
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